is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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