i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude i'm inner monologue high
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
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You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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I FOUND THE LEGS
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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