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my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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