I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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