She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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