Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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