Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
What changed your mind?
Being sober
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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