I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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