Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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