Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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