Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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