So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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