Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
im about as happy as oj after his trial
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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