Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
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I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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