I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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