Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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