It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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