Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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