i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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