She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
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You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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