I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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