Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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