Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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