She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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