I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
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