Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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