is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
It's Friday. Sex?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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