I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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