it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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