You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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