I must be too annoying 4 u.
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
