I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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