Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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