Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
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There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.