they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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