so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
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How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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