At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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