They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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