just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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