My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
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