why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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