I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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