People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
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Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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