"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Is Oprah even human
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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