Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
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Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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