i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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