I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
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Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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