Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
my liver is dry heaving
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