they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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