and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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