We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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