Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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