im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Then you guys just all showered together...?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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