We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Two words: blizzard sex
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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