yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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