I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
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She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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